1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,966 Alright, what's next? Ah! History paper. 2 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,344 I'm going to help you with that later. 3 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,429 Spanish project. Did you get an extension? 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,431 - Sí. - Muy bien. 5 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,099 - Sorry, what? - Oh, boy. 6 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,434 Spooner, you're gonna have to help him 7 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:18,685 - with his Spanish project. - Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,104 Also, you have a stats final on Monday. 9 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,356 - JD. - Pig Tits. 10 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,941 - Fuck you, bro. - JD is going to help you 11 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,442 with your stats final. 12 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,445 Alright. I gotta get going. Just keep working. 13 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:29,863 - Thank you, Rooster. - See ya, Grg. 14 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,823 - See ya. - I believe in you! 15 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,493 - Guys wanna take a weed break? - Way ahead of you. 16 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,788 Hey, boys. 17 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,374 - Thanks for helping Tommy. - Hey. 18 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,292 Now, sit your asses down and get back to work, 19 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,710 or I'm gonna fucking kill you. 20 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,128 - Mom! - Tommy was a 14-pound baby. 21 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,799 He ripped me open from my vagina to my rectum. 22 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,344 And I didn't go through all that to have him flunk out. 23 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,971 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, yeah. 24 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,639 Great. Love you, Peanut. 25 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:56,682 Love you. 26 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,142 What the fuck was that? 27 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,061 Did you actually rip her vagina? 28 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,187 Shut up. 29 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,357 Okay, guys, I know that we had a slideshow today, 30 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,816 but it's really hard to teach 31 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,317 when you're making out like that. 32 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,862 I'm not responsible for what happens when the lights go out. 33 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,739 I think you are, George. 34 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,825 - Sure. Later, love. - Hey! 35 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,033 Hey! 36 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,578 Are you ready to feel better? 37 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,997 - Fuckin'-A right, I am. - Alright. 38 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,833 This is day one of me getting my life back. 39 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,002 Uh, the bikes are pretty far away. 40 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,004 I think you might have put that on a little too early. 41 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,088 I don't care. 42 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,091 You should put yours on, too, so I don't feel stupid. 43 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:35,345 - Let's roll. - Let's do it. 44 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,057 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey, what's up? 45 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,101 Woo-hoo! 46 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:44,021 Whoa! 47 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,109 Okay, um, I have to tell you something. 48 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,194 It's been a really hard decision, 49 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:56,033 but I am declining the job offer from Biotecha. 50 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,908 I'm gonna stay here with Archie, instead. 51 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,538 Oh. I gotta process that. 52 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,205 Did she tell you? 53 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,542 Is that not the dumbest thing you ever heard your whole life? 54 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,419 I am processing. 55 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,794 Alright. 56 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:11,381 Process away, Walter. Oh! 57 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:14,134 Gotta say, I am loving our new vests. 58 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:17,554 I mean, rubber sportswear has always really suited me. 59 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,307 - I'm ready. - Here we go, yes! 60 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,310 I support you. 61 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,771 You should do whatever is right for you. 62 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,066 - Thank you. - No. The fuck? 63 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,776 Relax, I'm not done. 64 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,403 You just gotta make sure 65 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,155 Archie's making the same commitment to you 66 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,240 that you're making to him. Got it? 67 00:02:37,281 --> 00:02:38,909 - Okay. - Or I'll kill him. 68 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,118 As would I. 69 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,918 Fucking Russia, and... Stalin. 70 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,838 Fucking fuckity fuck. 71 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,507 Hey, Archie. 72 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,008 - Is this a good time? - Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,468 Always a good time! Yeah, I actually... 74 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,178 I could do with a break. I gotta move, anyway. 75 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,763 Got to, uh, gotta get the blood flowing, yeah? 76 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,099 Gotta have a shimmy shake. 77 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,600 A shimmy-shimmy shake. You wanna join? 78 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,435 No, I'm good. 79 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,521 Uh, you canceled classes the last two days. 80 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,772 Sorry, no, I... Yeah, I did. 81 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:10,148 I had to cancel 'cause of a book deadline. 82 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,441 - Hmm. - And I've just sort of been at it 83 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,654 for 36 hours straight, so, muddling through. 84 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,281 You ever had one of these Celsius beverages? 85 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,367 Yeah, my... One of my students got me onto it, 86 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:23,120 and it... it does remind me a bit of cocaine, actually. 87 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,663 The... The feeling you get from cocaine, 88 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,540 but not the dark sorta scary part of cocaine. 89 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,458 A bit... More the bit when, you know, you... It's fun, 90 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,168 and you meet people, but, uh... 91 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,170 Uh, but no, I can't really believe they let kids drink that. 92 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,131 It's, um, it's not good for you. Can't be. 93 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,133 - I don't think it is. - God, my heart is... 94 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,552 Right... It's beating so fast, it's... 95 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,180 - Can you hear that? - Mm-mm. 96 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,563 I'm gonna go. Don't cancel any more classes. 97 00:03:49,603 --> 00:03:51,481 It's like a fucking nightclub in here, do you know what I mean? 98 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,817 Mm-hmm. 99 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,527 Good luck with the book. 100 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:27,851 How you doing? 101 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:28,894 Ah, fuck off. 102 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,521 There he is. 103 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,690 So, what's up? 104 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,902 I told the guys on the team that I was coming to see you, 105 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,445 and they all really miss you. 106 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,280 - Bullshit. - They do. 107 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,115 Remember when you peed on the ice? 108 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,117 - I wish I could. - You can still see it. 109 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,703 Every time they skate over it, I see 'em smile a little bit. 110 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,705 That is precious. 111 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,707 Thank you for sharing that. 112 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,210 So, how's rehab going? 113 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,711 Yeah, pretty good. 114 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,213 - Cristle was a big help. - Mm. 115 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,714 She found me an amazing place. 116 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,382 - That's great. - Yeah. 117 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,259 Spend most of my time now in group therapy 118 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,385 or playing online blackjack. 119 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,305 Since I got sober, the world of gambling 120 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,890 has really opened up to me. 121 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,475 - Silver lining. - Well, sounds like fun. 122 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,227 Yeah, good people. 123 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,729 Look, Greg's leaving us in a few days. 124 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,731 - That's right. - And we wanted to see 125 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,401 if you would be able to resume coaching after Christmas break. 126 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,904 Ah, my program's eight weeks, you know, 127 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,280 so I should probably see that through. 128 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,990 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 129 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,118 But on the other hand, I'm not a pussy. 130 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,246 And I got this demon inside of me that's screaming, 131 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,081 "Fuck, yeah. Rock and roll!" 132 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,500 Maybe let's not listen to the demon. 133 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,001 I don't think you should listen to the demon. 134 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,462 I'll just talk to Walt, and we'll see 135 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,382 if we can get someone to cover for you until you're ready. 136 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,926 Yeah, thank you. 137 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,135 - I'm gonna go. - Okay, see ya. 138 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,345 - Yeah. Thanks. - Alright. 139 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,976 I bet you 50 bucks when she gets to the top of the stairs, 140 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,769 she changes her mind and comes back down here. 141 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,855 You know what? I don't think that you should 142 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,815 replace alcohol with gambling. 143 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,983 Oh, my God, what are you, my mom? 144 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,276 - No. - Are you my mom? 145 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,861 Are you gonna cinch your titties in your belt? 146 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:01,945 I'm gonna go. 147 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,280 - Come on. - Alright. 148 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,865 Oh, my God. 149 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,658 What's up, little bro? 150 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,869 I'm researching a paper on World War II. 151 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,288 You know who sucks? Germany. 152 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,039 You should write that down. 153 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,958 Just got a text from your mom. 154 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,042 She said you guys 155 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,794 are having dinner tomorrow night? 156 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,296 Well, she's in Boston. I thought it might be nice 157 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,048 if she came and told me that men don't matter 158 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,675 - and I'm being weak. - Sounds fun. 159 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,469 Uh, what have we got? 160 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,639 Battle of Midway refers to where the battle took place. 161 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,641 It is not the halfway point of the war. 162 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,685 - That's confusing. - No, it's not. 163 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,562 I saw Archie today. 164 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,731 - Ah. - Just living his life. 165 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,858 - But it still knocks the wind out of me. - Mm. 166 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,984 - I'm so bored of myself. - Don't beat yourself up. 167 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,404 I think you're gonna get over this faster than I did. 168 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,656 Yeah, but getting my life back needs to be more 169 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,158 than just bike rides, right? 170 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,492 Oh, I have some Adderall, if you want. 171 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,994 - No. - Maybe! 172 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,663 Or, there's Dylan's tenure track program. 173 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,248 This is my campus, too. I belong here. 174 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,042 - You're a great teacher. - I am. 175 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:58,335 - Yeah. - And you know why? 176 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,337 - Don't. - I'm gonna say it. 177 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,339 - Please don't. - Yep. You're a rock star. 178 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,507 - There it is. - She hates it when I say that 179 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,009 and I say it all the time. 180 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,053 You know what? Screw it. I am a rock star. 181 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,262 - You are a rock star. - You know what else? 182 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,555 I'm wicked smart. 183 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,057 You're wicked smart. 184 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,392 You see? I can be fun when I want to. 185 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,227 - I just don't often want to. - Mm. 186 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,230 Plus, I'm like, girl-next-door hot, right? 187 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,607 Well, don't look at me. Ask him. 188 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,068 You are the most beautiful girl in the world. 189 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,570 You see what I'm working with over here? You answer me. 190 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,405 Fine, I... 191 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,617 Well, I might have seen a list that you were on 192 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,202 of Ludlow's hottest teachers. 193 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,412 - What number was I? - Four. 194 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,082 - Wow! - Hell yeah, top five. 195 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,125 - Alright! Yeah, yeah! - Hell yeah, top five. 196 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,544 Boom, four! Nice! 197 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:42,629 Wow. 198 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,717 Good morning! Good morning. 199 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,636 I'm sure you all suffered through a long night 200 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,304 with the last-second assignment 201 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,431 I bestowed upon you, but... 202 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,892 Part of being in my level 400 seminar 203 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,561 is total and utter commitment 204 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,272 to the majesty of world history. 205 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,818 With that being in mind, what did you think of my book? 206 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,654 I only got through the first 600 pages. 207 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,280 That's okay, Ruben. Let's just hope that I don't 208 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,448 show the same lack of stamina 209 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,283 when it comes to grading your final thesis. 210 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,576 Let's hope I get to the end of that. 211 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,412 Come on, guys, I want some feedback. 212 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,080 Don't pull your punches. 213 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,623 What do you got? What do you got? 214 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,500 Well, I know it's nonfiction, 215 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,335 but the writing feels almost poetic. 216 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,962 Reminds me of Pushkin. 217 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,631 Do you know, that's exactly what I was going for, Pushkin. 218 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,758 - Thank you, Eli. Very good. - That being said, 219 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,428 it could benefit from some judicious trims. 220 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,304 Mm, well, yeah, you know... 221 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,640 I'd argue that, uh, that the length is warranted 222 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,976 - for a book of this caliber. - Maybe just not this much length. 223 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,437 Oh, look who it is again! 224 00:08:40,477 --> 00:08:42,105 Someone likes the sound of their own voice. 225 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,773 You know what, don't... Just give 'em back to me. 226 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,442 I've already handed it in to my editor anyway, so... 227 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,318 If you already handed it in, why did you make us read it? 228 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,448 Because I mistook you, clearly, for fellow intellects. 229 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,283 But, don't worry about it. The world will always need 230 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,326 extra security guards and DJs. 231 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,037 Now, get out. Go on. 232 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,371 But class just started. 233 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,998 Go on, fuckity-bye! 234 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,796 What do I expect from a bunch of kids 235 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,175 with prefrontal cortexes that aren't even developed yet? 236 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,468 Prefrontal cortex only impacts impulse control 237 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,137 and decision-making, not critical thinking. 238 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,847 I knew that. 239 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,392 Look, I know that compliments are like fuel for you, 240 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,810 but truly brilliant people 241 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,395 do not need to be told that they are brilliant. 242 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,856 Well, then how do they know? 243 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,319 Insecurity's not a great look for me. 244 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,571 I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna brush it off, I'm just gonna... 245 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,239 - I'll get this side. - Got a little bit there? 246 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,574 There he is. 247 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,494 Things are great, anyway. And somebody told me 248 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,748 that this place is available next semester. 249 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,875 Behold. Our new home. 250 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,252 "Our"? 251 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,171 We're having a baby, Bug. 252 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,548 Pretty sure that Robin's gonna wanna live with his mother. 253 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,051 I still hate "Robin." 254 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,846 Who's living there now? 255 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,348 Just someone who's bathing the whole place 256 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,766 in good vibes. 257 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,362 You know, Greg, I was just with the head of the trustees, 258 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,696 and that rascal loves his e-bike. 259 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,201 Unfortunately, he shattered every bone in his right hand. 260 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,744 I can't hear you. You have to wait 261 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,205 until I am in the room before you start talking. 262 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,706 Fair enough. 263 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,376 How did he break his hand? Did he fall? 264 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,794 So, you can hear me? 265 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,213 You got me. You have a very loud voice, 266 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,965 and we never need to be in the same room. 267 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,300 Unfortunately, when I was talking to Graham 268 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,428 about finding yet another interim hockey coach... 269 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098 he said that the whole hockey program 270 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,558 was "trimmable fat." 271 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,143 No, he can't... Come on. 272 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,436 The boys have been working so hard, this would kill 'em. 273 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,897 Oh, you know what? We're getting better. 274 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,608 You should have Graham come to the game tomorrow night. 275 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,318 We're playing Pruitt. I think we can give 'em 276 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,112 - a run for their money. - Let's hope so. 277 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,573 I tried to impress upon him that every decision 278 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,951 doesn't have to be based on budgetary concerns, 279 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995 and he laughed so hard he cracked a tooth. 280 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,621 Sounds like a very fragile man. 281 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,790 - He's 80, Greg. - Not sure that means teeth 282 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,959 should fall out when you laugh. 283 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,961 Sorry, Dylan, but you told anyone that would listen 284 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,422 about your idea to fast-track young professors for tenure, 285 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,924 - so that was your mistake. - I like this energy. 286 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,427 - I'm proactive now. - Fun. 287 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,471 - But I got class. - Not for two minutes. 288 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,515 Yeah, but last night I fell into a tequila 289 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,351 and soldiers surprising their children on Instagram rabbit hole, 290 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,145 so I gotta figure out what I'm teaching today. 291 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,480 I'll be so quick. Please? 292 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,775 - Fine, hit me. - Okay, phew. 293 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,278 We currently only have one art history professor 294 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,778 with tenure here at Ludlow, 295 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,699 and the only class he teaches is called Nudes. 296 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,034 No one's even sure it's an art class. 297 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,327 Yeah, I gotta look into that. 298 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,786 I've already had two articles 299 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,330 published in the October Journal. 300 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,458 I have had communication with a curator at ICA Boston 301 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,376 who can bring more contemporary pieces 302 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,962 to Cabot Museum, and I'm a great teacher. 303 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,172 So, what do you think? 304 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,258 I think you're a perfect candidate for tenure. 305 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,054 Five years? How is that fast-tracking? 306 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,847 Because it usually takes longer. 307 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,474 Why would you rain on her parade? 308 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,476 Ignore him. I am so proud of you. 309 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,852 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 310 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,187 You've always been so good at saying 311 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,480 things like that to me. 312 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,856 I'm so sorry your father isn't. 313 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,816 - Okay, it's funny. - Mm. 314 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,902 - He loves you, he just doesn't know how to show it. - Okay. 315 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,655 - I hate it, I hate when you do this thing. - You understand that, right? 316 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,240 I'm gonna go to hockey practice, and you guys 317 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,492 - have fun being jerks. - "Have fun being jerks." 318 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,369 - Grumpy. - I love you, 319 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,913 and I always will, even though you are mean people. 320 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,167 Um, so how's he been doing? 321 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,418 Actually, really good. 322 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,753 - Yeah? - Yeah. 323 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,381 He took that picture of you down, thank God. 324 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,590 - What? - Yeah. 325 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,676 - Wow. - I know. 326 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,844 Wow, okay! 327 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,513 - Mom, don't. - Don't what? 328 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,349 Come on. He's finally getting over you. 329 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,517 Oh, honey. 330 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,893 No, no. Mm-mm. 331 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,896 He's not getting over me, because nobody ever does. 332 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,524 I'm not laughing. 333 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,859 Oh, can't a woman just want her ex-husband 334 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,363 to sadly worship her for the rest of his life? 335 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,740 - Jesus, Mom. - That's wrong, right? 336 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,117 - I'm going to work. - Okay. 337 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,994 Not... That's not okay, not healthy? 338 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,787 - Mom. - Working on it, mm-hmm. 339 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,081 Bad girl. 340 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,583 Alright, find your center. 341 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,876 Who you got? Who you got? 342 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,461 Take a shot, DJ. 343 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,879 Take it! 344 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,465 Oh, yes! Oh-ho-ho! 345 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,428 Do you believe in miracles?! 346 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,887 Nice. Alright. 347 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,055 Bring it in. 348 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,932 Good job. 349 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,476 I don't want any of you to worry about Brad. 350 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,061 I know there was a lot of blood, 351 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,730 but it turns out he didn't take a hit. 352 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,149 It's just something that happens when he gets anxious. 353 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,234 - Brad, you good? - Yeah. 354 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,737 So, tomorrow we have Pruitt, and they are good, 355 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,655 but I feel confident. How do you guys feel? 356 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,073 Scared. 357 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,408 There's no reason to be scared. 358 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,035 I got my front teeth knocked out last time. 359 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,662 - These are veneers. - Well, the good news, Lucas, 360 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,955 is that they look amazing. 361 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,249 Alright, Pruitt is a great team. 362 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,751 They are faster than we are. 363 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,794 They are definitely bigger than we are. 364 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,005 They have that number 49. 365 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,591 Big, thick mustache on that guy. 366 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,135 Probably only plays hockey at night 367 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,763 to release all that violent fury that he builds up 368 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,890 during the day working on the docks. 369 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,687 And, now is a really bad time 370 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,981 for me to have lost my train of thought. 371 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,609 I know I don't say this a lot, but I love you guys... 372 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,778 Who cares?! Don't baby 'em! 373 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,654 You're their coach, not their nanny! 374 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,282 Donnie, this is a closed practice. 375 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,159 Not for me. I've got a badge. 376 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,288 At the movie theater. 377 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,790 I have a badge at the movie theater. 378 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,876 I went last night for the 15-year anniversary 379 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,211 of We Bought a Zoo. 380 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,838 - I never saw that. - Oh, my God, it changed my life! 381 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,633 Did you know you can just buy a zoo? 382 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,135 - Okay. - It's based on a true story. 383 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,971 - You know Matt Damon? - Oh, I love him. 384 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,015 He explodes off the screen. 385 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,309 Plus, you won't believe the animals they got in it. 386 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,144 - Yeah, I'll check it out. - You will thank me. 387 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,898 But as far as these guys go, they don't have a chance in hell 388 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,652 if they don't stop acting like a bunch of little girls! 389 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,695 - Thank you, Donnie. - Yeah. 390 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,197 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 391 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,990 but I agree with Officer Donnie. 392 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,659 You are not going to win this game 393 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,162 unless you stop acting like a bunch of little girls. 394 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,706 Okay, for starters, I wasn't the first one 395 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,500 to call them "little girls." 396 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,168 That was a local police officer 397 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,337 who I was having a conversation with 398 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,840 about an obscure Matt Damon movie. 399 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,675 Loved it. They buy a zoo. 400 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,051 Okay, it's never okay 401 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,679 to equate the female gender with weakness. 402 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,181 I completely agree. What I'm trying to say is, 403 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,852 if you take little girls, like four or five years old, 404 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,688 and put them on the ice with a men's college hockey team, 405 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,398 they're going to get killed. 406 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,024 And I don't mean they're going to lose. 407 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,901 I mean, they are actually going to die. 408 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,404 Ooh! That's my editor, Brenda. I'm gonna have to take this. 409 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,531 - Whatcha, Brenda? - Oh, tell Brenda 410 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,284 that we all think that you're the worst. 411 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,035 I didn't expect to hear from you so soon. 412 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,204 Not like my book's 180 pages of a guy called Rooster 413 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,165 shooting people in the face and fornicating. 414 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043 There's other stuff that happens. 415 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,504 So, come on, pins and needles. What do you think? 416 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,382 That's... 417 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,885 That's, um, that's amazing. 418 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,678 Um, brilliant. 419 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,474 I could have just as easily said, 420 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,476 "Don't play like little boys." 421 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,561 I'm gonna miss this, Greg. 422 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,062 I'm gonna miss it, too. 423 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,772 W-What do you mean, you're not gonna publish it? 424 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,983 You... You can't make that decision after only reading a few chapters. 425 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,739 Mm-hmm. 426 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,991 Well, uh, somebody here loved it so much 427 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,285 that they actually read 600 pages last night, so... 428 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,663 Y-Yeah. 429 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,915 Sure. 430 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,459 Um, I'm just so tickled by the news. 431 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,669 I'm gonna have to call you back. 432 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,172 Oh, this is Brenda. Uh, yeah. 433 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,465 Bye! 434 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,842 And? 435 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,802 - She loved it. - Oh! 436 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,929 - Of course she did. - Yes! 437 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,971 - Yeah, come on! - Come on! 438 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,973 - Okay! - Give me a hug. Oh! 439 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,600 Yes. 440 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,353 Wow. You're the author of a book. 441 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,021 Of course, I couldn't have anticipated it. 442 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:05,273 Your mom dropped by to see me this morning. 443 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,609 Will you please tell her that it was, uh, 444 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,194 lovely to see her? 445 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,820 Yeah, I sure will. Uh, would you like me 446 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,281 to make that sound more sincere? 447 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,866 I'd appreciate it. 448 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,618 Now, I read over Dylan's recommendations. 449 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,787 Instead of waiting five years, 450 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:22,708 how would you feel about starting tenure... in one? 451 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,794 Are you serious? 452 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,503 I'm always serious. 453 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,465 Thank you, sir. Uh, you won't regret it. 454 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,300 I believe in you. 455 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,681 Hey, Cristle. 456 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,684 Uh, when my mom was here, 457 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,852 did my tenure come up at all? 458 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:48,526 Well, if I said yes, would that make you happy or sad? 459 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,736 Happy. 460 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,905 God, Graham, if you're gonna ride that thing, 461 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,574 you're gonna have to promise to be safer. 462 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,826 I'm sorry, If I'm on a bike like that, 463 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,369 I'm gonna do jumps. 464 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,705 Let's talk about me for a second. 465 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,331 I am looking to start my next chapter. 466 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,418 - And my name is on this building. - Mom? 467 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,752 Yes, hi! 468 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,671 When you're done, may I have a word with you? 469 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,214 Sure. 470 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,136 That sound as ominous to you as it did to me? 471 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,055 Alright, boys, have a seat. 472 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,224 Listen up. 473 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,268 Before we go out and beat Pruitt... 474 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,522 Yep, I said it, "beat Pruitt." Thought it might be nice 475 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,733 for you to hear some words from an old friend. 476 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,859 Boys! 477 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,903 Boom, hey! 478 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,447 Alright! 479 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,073 Alright, there we go! 480 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,618 Oh, man. 481 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,870 They've all grown up so much. 482 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,582 Uh, Greg told me you guys are a little down on yourselves. 483 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,709 And I guess I just wanted to say, 484 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,587 if I can take my shit heap of a life and turn it around, 485 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,714 I damn sure know that you can go out there 486 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,633 - and kick Pruitt's ass! - That's right! 487 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,551 Yeah! 488 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,719 You can kick A. 489 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,220 So, I want you to go out there today... 490 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,640 Oh, hold on, hold on, Greg. Actually, this is a good chance 491 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,558 - to make some amends. - Mm... 492 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,560 - I don't... You don't need to... - Yeah, Lucas? Lucas. 493 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,228 Yeah. Remember when you told me 494 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,564 that your ADD medication had stopped working for a couple months? 495 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,566 - Yeah. - Well, it did. 496 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,568 I was grinding 'em up and snorting 'em 497 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,070 every morning to get out of bed. 498 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,488 What were the pills I was taking? 499 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,282 Those were just tablets I use to clean my fish tank. 500 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,242 - And they died, so, um... - Okay, good. 501 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,494 - Thank you, Coach. - Yeah. 502 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,662 - Appreciate it. - No, I've got more. 503 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,246 - No, no, no. - Sam! 504 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,582 - Remember when your bike got stolen? - Uh, yeah. 505 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,751 I told you that DJ had been eyeing it for a couple weeks, 506 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,752 and that, uh, he talked about what an awesome feeling 507 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,296 it would be to steal from a dear friend? 508 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,422 That was me. I took it. 509 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,759 And I traded it for a single six-pack of JuneShine, 510 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,469 - whatever the fuck that is. - Okay. 511 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,138 Guys, you know, it'll be a really healthy experience 512 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,599 - for you to rekindle that friendship. - What he said, okay? 513 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,102 And honestly, if anybody's missing anything, 514 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,270 I took so much stuff I can't really remember. 515 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,939 Like this necklace. 516 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,441 This was way too nice to sell. 517 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,859 Look at that. That's real gold. 518 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,444 - That's really nice. - Okay, who do we got? 519 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,612 Neal! Really? 520 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,779 - It's a cross. - Alright. 521 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,948 I had you pegged as a Jew. 522 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449 Alright. Brad. 523 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,368 Hey, you're the only guy I came through for. 524 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,953 Remember that grad student you were dating? 525 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,620 She dropped you like a sack of hot potatoes? 526 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,289 Well, that's 'cause I was banging her, you know? 527 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,791 - Oh. - A-And, uh, she was trouble. 528 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,460 So, you're welcome. Alright, guys. 529 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,962 Go get 'em. Play hard! 530 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,171 - Whoo! - Thanks, Coach. 531 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,339 You got it! 532 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,303 Alright, let's go out and have some fun. 533 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,272 Okay. Good energy. 534 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,985 Attaway, Bobby! 535 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,946 Holy mackerel! 536 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,161 Let's go! Come on! 537 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,329 Alright, alright, alright. 538 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,957 - Good physical play. - Come on! Yeah! 539 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,880 He's just a boy. 540 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,470 Stop. It's over. 541 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,848 Fuck, yeah! Make him bleed! 542 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,603 Oh! 543 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,523 Is his arm broken?! 544 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,025 Is his arm broken? 545 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,695 - Yeah! - Get fucked! 546 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,366 Go, DJ! 547 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,369 Ah! 548 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,206 Yeah! 549 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,875 Yes! 550 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,881 Alright, boys! 551 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,925 Ludlow! 552 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,553 This is the greatest fucking game ever. 553 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,222 That was my son! 554 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,890 My son scored. 555 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,851 Hey, raise your hand if your son scored. 556 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,232 Why would you stick your nose into this tenure stuff? 557 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,316 You know how long I've been trying 558 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,609 to get out of your shadow. 559 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,569 Honey, if you want me to apologize 560 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,404 for being your mom, I am not gonna do it. 561 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,615 I have given you a lot of cool stuff. 562 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,409 Big brain, great hair, perfect amount of freckles. 563 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,161 Too many. Sometimes I cover them up. 564 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,913 Why do you cover them up? 565 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,665 Look, I know that being your daughter 566 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,835 got me my interview here, but I got this job on my own. 567 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,507 I didn't get the job myself, did I? 568 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,467 Deep down, you had to know. 569 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,093 I really didn't! 570 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,138 You were an inexperienced 29-year-old, 571 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,099 and you were offered a full professorship. 572 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,643 How did you think that happened? 573 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,270 'Cause I nailed the interview. 574 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,105 And I wore a really cute outfit. 575 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,439 Oh, God, I'm dumb. 576 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,149 - You're not dumb. - I am, I'm dumb. 577 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,609 I'm the dumbest person in the world. 578 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,152 Nope. Naive, maybe. 579 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,863 And that will fade with age. 580 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,698 - Jesus Christ. - Holy shit. 581 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,448 You stole the cock! Cool! 582 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,451 Not cool. I didn't even do that on my own. 583 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,454 - Oh. - I... I think I really believed 584 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,332 that I did all this stuff myself because when it came to my life, 585 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,627 Mom, honestly, you weren't overinvolved, 586 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,380 or even, like, involved. No judgment. 587 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,798 A little bit of judgment. 588 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,466 A little bit of judgment, yeah. 589 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,344 You know what? In my defense, it really wasn't even my i... 590 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,347 Uh, w... Never mind. 591 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,812 Whose idea was it? 592 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,647 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 593 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,316 - Alright, alright. Okay. - Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 594 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,986 - Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! - Okay, bring it down. Bring it down. 595 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,322 I'm proud of you guys. You did a great job. 596 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,907 No, no, no, hold on, hold on. 597 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,326 Guys, guys, it was just one game. 598 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,703 Keep that in mind, alright? 599 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,206 But this is the best day of my life! 600 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,890 Alright... Oh! God, you scared me. 601 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,016 We won. 602 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,517 Honey, we won! 603 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,898 We won. 604 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,400 How could you do this? 605 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,736 Uh... 606 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,905 I don't know, I guess it was kind of a fluke. 607 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,573 I'm sure we will never win again. 608 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,243 - What's going on? - Why did you take a job here? 609 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:17,373 Because I like challenging myself 610 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,458 and stepping outside of my comfort zone. 611 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,294 - You hate both those things. - Not as much as I used to. 612 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,714 So, you didn't take a job here 613 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,925 as a trade-off so I wouldn't get fired? 614 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,552 I was on my way out, Dad. 615 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,764 Away from Archie and this fishbowl. 616 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,808 And maybe if I'd gone somewhere else, 617 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,893 it would've been a really good thing for me to find my own way. 618 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,395 But you didn't let me do that, did you? 619 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,397 I didn't want you to make a mistake. 620 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,107 I get to make mistakes! 621 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,234 - I... - I need to make mistakes. 622 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,152 You don't trust me to do anything on my own. 623 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,946 - That's not true, hon... - Tenure. 624 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,781 Me getting hired here in the first place, 625 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,907 that was all you. 626 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,451 Honey, I was just trying to help. 627 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,911 - I love you so much. - Okay. 628 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,247 - I would do anything for you. - Yeah. 629 00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,581 - You know that. - Okay. I know. 630 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,667 So, let's just get it all out in the open. 631 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,585 Is there anything else that you have done 632 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,337 that you think would make me go insane? 633 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,339 Let's just clear it all up. Anything? 634 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,218 No. No. 635 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,849 I have been playing online backgammon 636 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,100 with Fred Salewski. 637 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,351 Who is Fred Salewski? 638 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,853 Sunny's dad. 639 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,981 Our paths crossed. I think you'd actually like him. 640 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,649 I don't think I'd like Sunny's dad. 641 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,444 When you're playing backgammon with Fred Salewski, 642 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,946 - are you chatting? - No, there is no chat feature. 643 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,949 - Sometimes we FaceTime while we're playing. - What the fuck? 644 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,284 What is wrong with you? 645 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,827 I know you're mad. 646 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,995 I'm not mad. 647 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,498 I'm really sad. 648 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,711 I actually really thought you believed in me. 649 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,212 I do believe in you. 650 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,839 Yeah. It shows. 651 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,522 More coffee? 652 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,691 No. Thank you. 653 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,152 Um, can I please have another slice of pie? 654 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,572 And if I detect any judgment, there's not gonna be a tip. 655 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,866 Third piece, coming up. 656 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,535 She wants whipped cream, too. 657 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,663 Hello. 658 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,540 - Getting drunk alone? - Nope. 659 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,752 Just drowning my sorrows in this American excuse for tea. 660 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,504 I did ask for loose leaf, but apparently, 661 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,589 that's beyond the realms of possibility here. 662 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:33,217 Loose leaf tea in a diner? Be more pretentious. 663 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:37,930 Care to join? 664 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:41,975 Why not? 665 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,857 Ah, massive pie consumption's always a bit of a tell with you. 666 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,691 What's going on? 667 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,694 Do you think I can make it through the world 668 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,863 on my own without it being a total disaster? 669 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,698 Barely understood that. 670 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,911 Katie, you're literally the smartest person 671 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,579 in any room that you walk into. 672 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,373 I don't know what you want me to say. 673 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,624 You can do anything. 674 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,509 They're canceling my book. 675 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,557 - Fuck Brenda, she's a troll. - I'm lucky really, I suppose. 676 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,059 Finding out at a young age that I'm not nearly as impressive 677 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,686 as I believe myself to be. 678 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,648 I know you want me to compliment you. 679 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,608 I really do, yeah. 680 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,944 You know, somebody told me that brilliant people 681 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,779 shouldn't have to be told that they're brilliant. 682 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,405 That's stupid. What's the point of being brilliant 683 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,241 if no one's gonna say anything? 684 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,952 Mm-hmm. You're gonna get your book back, Arch. 685 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,954 You're the most persuasive person I know. 686 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,124 - Don't know about that. - Come on. 687 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,917 You were even convinced that you could persuade me 688 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,251 to take you back. 689 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,462 You had that whole big speech memorized. 690 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,422 - Mm-hmm. - Lucky I didn't have to sit through that. 691 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,091 Oh, no, no, no, you really missed out on that one. 692 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,926 It was an absolute belter. 693 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,304 I mean, I found it incredibly scintillating. 694 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,014 - I'm sure you did. - Go to town. 695 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,308 Thank you. 696 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,314 What was it? Just curious. 697 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,482 Oh, uh, I don't know. 698 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,984 Just something along the lines of 699 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,110 me marrying you was one of the only things in my life 700 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,071 that didn't feel like it was a total and utter mistake. 701 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,491 I mean, don't get me wrong, 702 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,118 it still had some classic flourishes in there. 703 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,454 Joke here, cheeky turn of phrase there. 704 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,663 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 705 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,167 No, I guess the general gist was really that 706 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,628 if I was one day lucky enough to have the chance 707 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,463 to, I don't know, try and get you back, 708 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,923 - then I would spend... - I'm in. 709 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,968 T... 710 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,054 That wasn't... Katie, you... No, what you... 711 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,639 You just... You asked me what the speech was. 712 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,224 I wasn't giving you the speech. 713 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,808 Yeah, but you also told me once 714 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,144 that I had as long as I wanted to make a decision. 715 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,063 So, I'm making it. 716 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,814 And if it's a huge fucking mistake, 717 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,191 at least it's mine. 718 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,984 So, yeah, I'm in. 719 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,402 Do with that what you will. 720 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,530 And pay for my pie. 721 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,040 I also had two cheeseburgers. 722 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,015 What? 723 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,079 Bye-bye.